Kisah Makcik Urut di pusat SPA

This story was happened on last Sunday. I went to the massage session at one SPA at Bandar Puteri, Puchong. Previously, they had different staffs and their staffs are quite few and more professional compared to now.

I ‘ve a bad guts ever since I’ve done my RF here. Firstly, the way of their staffs treated me. Seriously, they have a big mouth. Too much talking during my session which obviously, I can’t relax and enjoyed the treatment. Another thing is, they didn’t respect my privacy. Let me explain this, while I’ve a session in the  room with staff A ( I guess her age is around mid 30th) and suddenly, staff B , in mid 50th of age came to my room and she wants to have a chit chat with me. Fine, I’m totally ok with that..until, staff B that Mak cik, started to ask me regarding my healthy and general questions about myself which I think, that was her strategy to get more information about myself. She asked me, from where’s my place, my office, my hometown, my jobs, how many kids that I have, how was I delivered my daughter, who is taking care my daughter, until how many siblings that I have and bla..bla..bla…… Honestly, I am very polite person therefore I answered all her questions without fail!. (Huh!..I’m really regret now)

The Incident was happened when staff A gave me a massage particular at my legs and suddenly she said… Awwww….rase mcm ader jarum la kat tapak tgn akak” and that Mak Cik, which already been there from the beginning of the session staring at her. Later, she’d tried again..and she keep saying that, she’s felt her palm was burned and she add… ” macam ader pasir”.

Being me, I was just smiled and pretend to act normal like nothing was happened. See?.. kakak tuh mulut mmg celupar mcm tader insurans!. You know what? I’ve a skin problem ever since I was a kid and according to my specialist, I’ve an eczema and all my siblings have that!. But the seriousness was diff from others. Why don’t you go back and google it. If you don’t have an internet at your place , please go to any cybercafe nearby at your house. If you still blank , you better join my father’s I.T class which we called it CELIK IT at Simpang Empat.

So, without being asking, that Mak Cik was came and touched my both legs with her eyes closed. Less than 3min, as she opened her eyes, she said…‘ko ni ader saka’….baik ko buang cepat’ ….’saka ko nih dari sebelah datuk/moyang bapak ko’

WHAT?…I was really freaked out . How on earth she know that?. Then, I asked..’macam mana mak cik tau?’ then, the staff A answered…“jgn tanya la macam mana die tau”….(hellooo..I didn’t ask you, so pls shut your big mouth!)

When I asked that Mak Cik what should I do, then again, she put her both hands on myl egs same as before and closed her eyes. Finally, she said… ” die nak ayam hitam” (WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?). Fine, I’m aware that, Jin, syaitan are exist!. But, I know, something is wrong here. Looking at my shocking face, she was tried to calm me down by saying…’takper, susah nak dpt tuh, kejap…” she repeated her step again and after that, while closing her eyes…she mentioned this to me .. ” bawak 4/5 jenis limau, mandi 3 kali berturut2..bayaran sebanyak RM66 and mandi bunga yg terakhir, RM77++…

Another things that she mentioned was ..I have to bring a  pray mat  and kain batik nak ‘buang’ that thing. HAH?. ….She told me so many things that I hate and I don’t want to hear. Like, “nanti bende tuh kaco ko laki bini..nak porak peranda kan rumahtangga ko” (dlm hati ckp….tu sumer kuasa ALLAH, nothing can bit his power) Although I’m not a religious person, but I’m really put everything in ALLAH’s hand apart than, usaha and doa. I just don’t want to dwell all these things with them bcoz I know, that will be only wasting my time. At first, I was really2 freak out. Once, I got inside the car, I was made a phone called to Ayom..told the story from A to Z and resulting her freak out too. Hehehehe…but that only temporary…on that night…I feel like nothing was happened and life goes on as usual.

The main thing that I was still thinking rite until now, do the owner of the SPA aware about this?. That Makcik once told me that, ‘kalau nak dtg berubat telepon la dulu, tapi jgn telepon sini, telepon hp makcik’. Owh, not only that, they also make their own business, like selling ubat tradisional and yes!..they asked me to keep  my mouth shut!. Before, I left the SPA at the counter…I managed to asked her this qustions :

Me : Ramai ker yang ader saka dtg kat sini?

Mak Cik : Hphhhh!!!! ramaaaaaaaaiiiiii..macam2 ader, Langsuir, Pelesit, Pontianak…

Me : yang saya punye nih ape?

Mak Cik : Hantu Ghayeee!!!!

Me : ( Gulp ). Ok, takper la, balik dulu…bagi salam and chiow.

ps : Dear Mak Cik and Kakak, please do not use the SPA as like your own business office. Making such of ridiculous things like that will only make yourselves in trouble. We do have a religion and ALLAH as a God. Why must you use a term like ‘hantu’/ ‘ayam hitam’ while you can asked me to recite particular surah in the Holy Al-Quran Instead. I swear, I’ll never go to your SPA anymore , unless..both of you are fired!!!!!!!!

10 Comments

  1. Acik said,

    January 20, 2010 at 12:14 am

    hehehe.. angah, i couldn’t stop laughing when I read ur post. After i read the whole story here is my two cents,

    – this makcik wanna get more profit by telling u somethin that sounds logic but ridiculous (sorry to say this makcik). So that she can get monthly income since she knows alot about u (ur work (ur pay), ur kid, etc, etc)

    – (Bismillahillazi la yadurru ma’as mihi shaiun fil ardi wa la fis sama i, wahuwas sami’ul ‘alim / In the name of Allah, with Whose name nothing in the heavens or the earth can hurt you. He is all Hearer and all Knower.The Prophet used to say this after every Fajr and Maghrib prayers.

    – conclusion: much better spa kak shimah simpang 3.hehehe.

    tk cr sis and everyone!
    loads of luvs.
    hugs.

    acik

  2. January 20, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    Hehehe…Angah pandai bercerita, abang dapat rasakan “aura” nya. Tak de persoalan betul atau salah, ape yang pasti makcik tu memang nak buat duit. Orang yang betul2 arif dalam hal-hal ni x akan mintak bayaran. Ikhlas kalau nak kasi. Anyway, try surfing this one –> http://www.penawar.com/saka.html

  3. ayom said,

    January 20, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    semangatnye kamu berceriter nany…

  4. ayom said,

    January 20, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    kecik, Don’t you remember how was your face ‘swollen ‘ after ‘drilling’ treatment by dat kakak simpang?kuikui

  5. Acik said,

    January 20, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    @ ayom: hehe. alah, sehari je kan..pastu ok je.hehe. kak shimah tu dah tutup kedai die ke yom? pernah try msg tp failed pulak

    @ abang: jadi adakah kisah angah bersaka boleh dipercayai? uhuhuhu

    @ angah: baca quran setiap malam

  6. January 20, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    ABANG : Memang nak bagi ‘panas’ pon

    ACIK : Btw, ader tak mak cerita, about ayah and paman ‘buang’ saka arwah mabh/mbah sukiman ..dah lama dahs..few years ago.

    AYOM : Hahahaha..best kan angah cerita?..geram aku ngan makcik mulut jamban tuh

  7. ayom said,

    January 20, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    acik: last week ayom balik, kedainye masih wujud. kecik, i’ve a sad news for u (maybe). dont’ u miss wak karman?mom told me he’s not feeling well…but he’s very ‘uMnoSpirit’. he attentended to Kg’s program- speech ‘satu malaysia ketuanan melayu’..u need to make him as a rolemodel..kikiki

    angah: i dont think mulutjamban is suit for dat makcik. mulutjamban=mulutnyebusuksket

    abang: ilmu silat gayung abg dulu2 x belajo buang saka ker…heh(guyu sambil cangkem ne gedi)

  8. January 20, 2010 at 8:58 pm

    Mak cik tu cakap nak halau benda yang ‘tak betul. tapi cara die pun pelik dan tak betul..kalau pengalaman sembang dengan kawan2 dan pembacaan buku, benda2 macam ni boleh pulih dgn mgunakan ayat quran dan doa2 tertentu..bukan guna ayam hitam (macam nak bagi makan jin je..huhu).. kalau cara ust2 darus syifa’/ darus salam dll buat rawatan takdenyer guna benda pelik2 tu..;) kena tanya orang yang arif benda camni & mengikut ilmu Islam..

  9. January 20, 2010 at 9:51 pm

    Abg x percaya ape yg makcik tu cakap. Jadi semua org di minta bertenang..Hehehehe

  10. January 21, 2010 at 8:59 pm

    HAHAHAHA..
    lawak siot..best topic nih…if you all nak tau…angah dah called owner that SPA ceta la ape yg tak puas hati. Sib baik owner tuh baik…tak tau la ape die nak buat..adakah penyiasatan berkala?

    -ANGAH-


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